(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
You'll be into all things dark this summer. This doesn't mean pick up The Best of Marilyn Manson.
Instead, drink lots of red wine and read brooding essays and high-level
social criticism. On June 17, have a discreet encounter with an ex
(whom you're safely over). Stick close to those you trust around June
30. In fact, don't hang out with any chipper, happy-go-lucky people at
all until Bastille Day. Your lack of optimism will crush their dreams.