Classic "Sigga" moments in my first 10 minutes of being at SOAS...
After having walked up two different flights of stairs looking for the department office I ask someone HOW I can get to the 3rd floor and with a smirk the person points behind me, voilá, another staircase that I was oblivious to!
"As if you were one of those stupid 22 year-old girls with no last names. 'Hi, I'm Kimberly.' 'Hi, I'm Janice.' Don't they know you're supposed to have a last name? It's like they're an entire generation of cocktail waitresses. " - You've Got Mail
...I did this to the department director! "Hi there, I'm Dan Plesch, nice to meet you..." "Hi, I'm Sigga..." and then I walked away all flustered